Seriously, Don't Hassel the Hoff! The Hoff doesn't like it.
Get his this classic Don't Hassel the Hoff t-shirt today. This cool design was actually seen on the hoffmeister himself. (He was actually wearing the mens shirt)

Made of super soft pre-shrunk 100% ring spun cotton, this 5 ounce tee features baby jersey knit comfort and is side seamed for a custom contoured fit. It's cool and comfy. Cool like the other side of the pillow.