In the winter of 2006, Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg brought the newest romantic gifting sensation “Dick In the Box.” It has brought happiness and a new found intimacy to many couples since. Still, your special lady might have become accustomed to seeing your member every time she opens a package. She might have even stopped laughing about it. If this is the case, it may be time to switch it up a bit. The following are a list of five “Dick In the Box” alternatives to reignite the magic.

1. Put a smile on it.

Sometimes, your penis can be a bit intimidating. A few strokes with a black sharpie can make your little guy much more friendly and approachable. She may even touch it.

2. Add some music.

Rig the box to play her favorite romantic tune when it is open. If you don’t know what to choose, we recommend “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye. She will appreciate that you are trying to set the mood.

3. Dress it up.

For special occasions, show her that you always want to look your best. Put on a nice bow tie down there. Maybe even splash it with a little cologne. She will swoon over your James Bond penis.

4. Show her your paternal side.

Place a nest under your member and place a makeshift beak on its tip. Inside place a note that says “I want to make babies with you.” She will immediately understand that you are more than just a horn dog. You want to take things to the next level and nest with her.

5. Make her an offer she can’t refuse.

Cut little wings out of any material you choose. We recommend tissue paper for its crafty quality and soft feel. Place the wings on your penis. In the box, place a note that says, “My dick wants to take you places you’ve never been to before.” Be careful, however. Don’t make her a promise like this if you can’t follow through with it.

Try one of these five tactics and she will definitely stop rolling her eyes every time you approach her with a package placed closely to your crotch. She may even begin to look forward to gift giving events. Don’t be afraid to modify any of these to create a more personal touch, as well. If you enjoyed this blog, you may want to snag yourself one of our nifty “Dick In the Box” t-shirts.